head toad reminded his pupils of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room { staff toad} raised his hand and asked,

"What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class of toads was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, headtoad smiled knowingly at staff toad, shook his head and sweetly said,



"Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand".

Thermo toad was driving his van along on a country road,

A sign came up that read "Low Bridge Ahead."

Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.

Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up.

The policeman got out of his car and walked to thermo's van

And said to the Thermo,

"Got stuck, eh?"

Thermo said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!"

Police r lookin 4 a toad suspect who is smart, witty, sexy and very gorgeous-they've already eliminated u lot from the search! Where do u think i headtoad should hide?


what has the queen mother and princess diana got in common?
they were both hitting 102 when they died.

Queen Mother bumps into Diana, She says "Hey Diana, where can I get one of those halo`s?"
Diana replies" Dont take the piss this is a f**kin steering wheel!"

Q. What is the most sensitive part of the body during masturbation?
Your ears -- to listen for footsteps

What do you call bin laden in a wheel chair?
Wheely Bin!!!

please only click link if you are over 18 or have mummy or daddy's say so

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this is for all you ladies out there !!!!!!! click on the link ?????

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this is just the song for you thermo but i guess you no the words by now


for the guys click link http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/womansong/womansong.SWF

and if you had curry the weekend or going to have one then click link and please listen

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my new bling --------- im trading jimny in for this